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Terms of Service
These terms govern the Degen David website and the operator's companion desktop workflow for preparing and publishing Degen David content.
1. Agreement to these terms
By accessing this website, you agree to these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, do not use the website. You must be legally able to accept these terms where you live. The site is not directed to children under 13.
2. What Degen David provides
Degen David is a fictional illustrated entertainment project. It presents comedic diary-style stories about an adult character's chaotic life, including crypto culture, attention difficulties, alcohol, gambling impulses, and everyday mishaps.
The operator also uses a private companion desktop workflow to prepare illustrated videos and publish them to authorized social-media accounts. This public website is informational: it does not provide public user accounts, uploads, payments, trading, gambling, or financial services.
3. Entertainment only — not advice
All characters, stories, jokes, charts, trades, wins, losses, and scenarios are fictionalized or presented for comedy. Nothing on the site or in Degen David content is financial, investment, tax, legal, medical, mental-health, addiction, or gambling advice.
You are solely responsible for your own financial and personal decisions. Crypto assets and gambling can involve significant risk, including complete loss. Do not treat David's choices as instructions, signals, endorsements, or evidence of expected results.
4. Acceptable use and responsibilities
You may browse and link to public pages for lawful personal use. You may not:
- interfere with the site, hosting infrastructure, or access controls;
- use automated requests in a way that creates an unreasonable load;
- misrepresent Degen David content as professional advice or guaranteed results;
- copy, sell, impersonate, or falsely claim ownership of the character or original content;
- use the site or content to violate another person's rights or applicable law.
5. TikTok and other third-party platforms
Degen David may publish through services such as TikTok, YouTube, GitHub, or Vercel. Those services are operated by third parties and apply their own terms, privacy policies, availability rules, moderation, and technical limits.
Degen David is not affiliated with, sponsored by, or endorsed by TikTok. TikTok names, interfaces, and services belong to TikTok and its respective owners. Authorization to publish to an account does not create a partnership or endorsement.
The operator is not responsible for third-party outages, account actions, API changes, content removals, or the accuracy of third-party material. A link does not imply endorsement.
6. Intellectual property
The Degen David name, recurring character, original illustrations, writing, layout, and other original project materials are owned by the operator or used with permission. These terms grant you no ownership interest.
You may share links and use ordinary platform sharing tools. Any broader reproduction, redistribution, commercial use, character merchandising, or creation of a confusingly similar identity requires prior permission. Third-party marks remain the property of their respective owners.
7. Availability, disclaimers, and limitation of liability
The website and content are provided “as is” and “as available.” To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, the operator disclaims implied warranties, including merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, non-infringement, accuracy, and uninterrupted availability.
To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, the operator will not be liable for indirect, incidental, special, consequential, exemplary, or punitive damages, lost profits, lost data, trading losses, gambling losses, or decisions made in reliance on the site or content.
Some jurisdictions do not allow certain warranty exclusions or liability limits. In those places, these provisions apply only to the maximum extent allowed. Nothing here excludes a right or liability that cannot lawfully be excluded.
8. Your responsibility for misuse
To the extent permitted by applicable law, you agree to be responsible for claims, losses, or reasonable costs arising from your unlawful misuse of the site, your violation of these terms, or your infringement of another person's rights.
9. Changes, governing rules, and contact
The operator may update the site or these terms when the project, platform integrations, or legal requirements change. The effective date above will be revised when material changes are published. Continued use after an update means the revised terms apply to later use.
These terms are governed by applicable laws and mandatory consumer protections in the place with lawful authority over the relevant dispute. If part of these terms is unenforceable, the remaining provisions continue to apply.
Questions or notices may be submitted through the public Degen David GitHub issue tracker. Do not include API keys, access tokens, financial information, health information, or other sensitive personal data in a public issue.